I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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