I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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