The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
there is puke in my bra ... again
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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