Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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