Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You can't just leave with hair like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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