no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.