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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i think i recognize dicks better than faces

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• (352): View more from Florida

  My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.

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• (760): View more from California

  dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress

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• (407): View more from Florida

  moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.

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• (415): View more from California

  "Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.

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