i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I deserve this hangover.
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