Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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