some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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