i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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