I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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