I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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