Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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