Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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