we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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