i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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