I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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