got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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