Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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