I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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