She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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