he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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