it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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