thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
honey bunches of taint.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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