I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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