Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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