the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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