You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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