So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize