...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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