She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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