whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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