No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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