Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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