so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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