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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
These tits shall not be calmed
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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