It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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