I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
we're making bets on your personal life
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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