Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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