Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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