covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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