So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
