Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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