I feel like abortions should bother me more
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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