Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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