is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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