Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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