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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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