First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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