She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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