Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Randomize