But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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