if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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