i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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