just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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