Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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