"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
you never un-have a 4some
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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